Well, it's officially that time of year when the first signs of spring start appearing: daylight savings, slowly warming temperatures, and, most importantly, baseball spring training. unfortunately, baseball spring training means that it is also that time of year when i stupidly decide that i really need a new red sox shirt to replace my old worn-to-death ones, inevitably leading to my annual angry rant about the appalling apparel options available to female sports fans.
since i have already covered my hatred of women's sports team apparel in great detail, i will skip the actual rant part, and instead just present to you this season's worst offenders. NOTE: i would highly recommend having a pillow nearby to muffle any angry screams, lest you worry the neighbors.
it will probably come as no surprise that victoria's secret continues to lead the pack when it comes to the sheer quantity of terrible t-shirts with slutty sayings that they offer. here are my three favorites this season:
however, in an interesting twist, this year we have a dark horse victory by, of all companies, Nike:
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| et tu, nike? |
and finally, i realize that this is not in the t-shirt category, but it is just so perplexingly awful that i had to share it:
well, folks, that concludes the 2013 edition of my women's sports team apparel rant.
it looks like i'll be wearing that hole-riddled men's t-shirt for yet another season.
sigh.
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