Today was my first day at my new summer job, so you know what that means: new terrible id card!
in case you are not aware, i have a history of truly hilariously awful id photos, and today's new id card is no exception. in fact, it fits comfortably with other classic id photos i've had, including:
- russian exchange student
- fat middle aged man in drag
- pot-smoking serial killer (not technically an id photo, but a very classy bank card)
this latest id photo may not quite top those three, but it really is laughably bad and probably best described as "drunk lisa loeb".
you know, i've had so many bad ones over the years, i think i've actually reached a point where i need to stop blaming the id photos and accept that maybe i truly do look like a serial-killing russian male lisa loeb impersonator with a substance abuse problem.
sigh...
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