26 September 2012

small town news (south carolina edition, y'all):


Watching the local news while on vacation in south carolina, it has become quite clear that i'm not in kansas baltimore anymore.

last night on the 11 o'clock news, the local sheriff, in an interview regarding car break ins, gave the following explanation for why it's hard to recover stolen items: 
"if it's high school kids, they'll trade the stuff at the high school. if it's drug people, they'll trade it for crack rock in the drug alley."

umm... seriously now?  

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