Christmas is tomorrow! How did that happen?! If you're anything like me, you're probably completely unprepared. Here are some special last minute gift ideas specially curated, just for you!
You're welcome.
2. A fake laptop-shaped cat scratching pad. Because not only do you enjoy having your cat lie on your electronics, but you'd also like to encourage him/her to get used to scratching the crap out of them as well.
3. A scrubber for Himalayan salt blocks. Every insufferable foodie needs a specialty tool for scraping the old food off of their outrageously expensive and totally unnecessary giant salt block. Because obviously you own a Himalayan salt block. Wait, what's that? You don't own one? HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?! GET OUT OF HERE YOU SHAMEFUL FAKE FOODIE.
4. This hair drying attachment. So handy! Now you can have your hands free to do other things while your hair dries. Oh no... never mind. You still have to hold the hairdryer to dry your hair. All this does is make you look incredibly stupid while you do it. Thanks, Groupon!
5. This completely unncessary $300 jellyfish tank. Because sometimes just lighting your money on fire gets a bit old.
Happy holidays, everyone!
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