things that are terrible, vol. 29: the baltimore sun (part 1)

Tonight's breaking news according to the New York Times: "Democrats Propose Plan to Sidestep GOP Anti-Tax Pledge."

tonight's breaking news according to the Washington Post: "Rebel Forces Appear to Gain Ground in Syria."

tonight's breaking news according to the Guardian: "NATO helicopter crashes in Afghanistan; 2 Injured."

...And tonight's breaking news according to the Baltimore Sun: 

Sigh.